After a Siberian-like winter storm that came through the South-Side of Chicago on Monday, the Kansas City Royals opened their 2009 MLB Season with a game against the Chicago White Sox today. The Royals lineup included new faces such as Covelli “Coco” Crisp and Mike “Anthrax” Jacobs. But people with access to the FS Kansas City TV broadcast, got an unpleasant surprise when FSKC’s Colorman Paul Splitorff decided to TALK. It must of been a wild night on Monday’s canceled day because Splitorff sounded like he had 10 cocktails, his wisdom teeth pulled, and contracted the Bird Flu all in one night. I think it took me literally two innings to figure out who was talking. For those who say he’s a “gamer” for showing up, I say they’re wrong and probably deaf. Give me boring Bob Davis, give me the live radio feed. Hell, give me Kermit the Frog. Maybe he’ll do a couple tunes from The Muppets Take Manhattan. I’d listen to that.
Kermit the Frog